Soooo...I went back again. Honestly, I have a soft spot for this guy. NO...it's not because he is ridiculously good looking, but, it is because he is kind of ridiculous, and, he is like Herbie in his conspiracy theories. I actually would love it if they would hang out because they speak the same language. Anyway, I go back, and we talk about my bleeding nose, 4 hours before I have to get on a plane to "the burgh" for two days. And here is how it goes...
ME: My nose is still bleeding. This is becoming a problem.
ENT: We have you on like, all the wrong medications.
ME: We ?
ENT: Yeah, I guess I should own it.
ME: Curious stare.
ENT: Okay, like, you should use neosporin to swab your septum and I am giving you this new spray.
ME: Internal voice says "are you f'ing kidding me" ? External voice says "thank you doctor".
So I go to Pittsburgh, I do the Neosporin and the "soft" saline spray. It helped. A lot. But of course we all know that Neosporin is a magical thing, kind of like aloe. A week later I am much better, as in, I think it's actually healing!!! There is still a little blood, but it's soooooooooooooooo much better. I ran today for an hour (well, there was a lot of walking too), but still!!!!
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